when i’m watching a movie with my parents and a sex scene comes on

sooojersey:

option 1: i could just look around & shit

option 2: or i could just leave the room 

option 3: or i could just pretend to be disgusted

option 4: or i could just appreciate it because

lmao hahahahahaa. 

(via leakscreativity)

Going to school on your period

The Inside:

The Outside:

“MY LIFE SUCKS. NEED CHOCOLATE”

“WHY THE FUCK DID MOM NOT GET ME CHOCOLATE?”

“I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE”

And all the boys stare at you like:

But all the girls are like:

“I feel your pain”

(via arianelovee)